1 through 20, got it covered!

" Killer Ideas for your next hub" ,I'd like to say thanks

for the problem you solved

for I found myself in absense of

something to write about

then I came across a twist of fate

I hope my entry isn't late.

I figured I'd start at the bottom,

and work my way to the top,

so here we go step by step,

please be sure and read it slow.

Somehow I think the Lone Ranger IS gay, but I couldn't tell you for sure,

but I can give you pointers on how to cut cheese

into decorative shapes as long as the cheese is pure,

and speaking of cheese, for a moment I leave

to carefully perform the surgery needed to remove the dorito's

stuck in my skull now looking like horns.

I've returned now with a new set of problems

I need an answer for,

So I'm reading Nyquil's recipe book to find a cure

for the 100% candy diet thats not going so well.

Again I must leave for a moment or more,

I must check on the alligators just $50 for two,

and feed them the kittens that were killed by YOU!

but I found myself caught up by Trebek's voice on the TV, ,

man he must know all Einstein had known times three,

but anyways lets get back to the point, I think

I should pray seeking forgives for the condiments I took

because my 'fridge said I was a thief, and would've given me all that she had

and now all my appliances have ganged up on me,

leaving me alone in the bedroom playing guitar with my feet,

as I pull out the tooth that got chipped

while training the elephant I bit.

I think I now must put the guitar down and

head to the mirror, in my hand my cheese grater

the perfect device for removing that crater

pulsing on my chin It can't wait 'til later,

aahhh! now thats better, and while I was there

I decided to throw out that silly can full of hair.

but I'm still left to ponder the 4000 plus steps that

it seems to take to make women happy, so off for a walk

I think clearer that way, and I can practice removing my wedgies

while in a public place! Wow how time fly's when you're having fun

thats how I decided out of all the hubbers here     

my favoite, Stan Fletcher you are the one,

and that choice is clear!

..........................thanks Stan, you are the man!